Michelle Obama's first month as the First Lady have been filled with enormous and unexpected criticism of her sleevelessness. The constant barage of pressure from the White House Long-Sleeve Proticol Committee and the National Center for Bicep and Armpit Coverage has left the fashion-conscious First Lady looking for the perfect accessory to quell the critics.
The RTB Fashion and Uniform Committee received an emergency alert from Washington and were able to FedEx the perfect solution over to Mrs. Obama - a RTB Long-Sleeve Thermal Jacket manufactured by Voler Custom Apparel.
"I just love my RTB Thermal Jacket made by Voler!", reported the First lady to her staff. "It's designed for cold weather diplomatting and is also a great all-around piece for White House luncheons on the lawn. The tailored cut is aerodynamic and reduces wind flap when we are boarding AirForce 1! Made from IsoWind, a wind-proof, breathable, tri-laminate fabric with a light fleece inner surface, it's just super for those cool evenings at home when the husband is out working late....as opposed to me....who is often late working out! I didn't get these arms by accident!!"
You can see RTB Thermal Jackets and other armpit covering items on the good-looking and snappily-dressing RTB athletes in the Pacific Northwest.
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